21 7 / 2014

enjouji:

dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach

Added perk bonus: Can hit below the belt. >:D

(via laminatedfenrisdick)

21 7 / 2014

derrierebender:

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via diamondparagraphs)

21 7 / 2014

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via laminatedfenrisdick)

21 7 / 2014

aph-latvia:

Hetalia Season 5 Outtakes: Canada

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21 7 / 2014

hawkules:

it’s not you, it’s me. and me2. and me3. mass effect ruined everything.

(via laminatedfenrisdick)

21 7 / 2014

actionables:

calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour

(Source: actionables, via laminatedfenrisdick)

21 7 / 2014

melkior:

send hELP

(via grubsnuggle)

21 7 / 2014

Kuroshitsuji / CHP. 95 / S E B A S T I A N !

(Source: just-a-demon-butler, via cookiekhaleesi)

21 7 / 2014

buttastic:

sushinfood:

roachpatrol:

buttastic:

proudwhitechristianheterosexual:

buttastic:

what if equius was a rapper and he called himself 100di%

okay i now get this is supposed to be loodicross but i totally misread it as 100 dicks

oh my god i

all the humans are like ‘that’s gotta be pronounced ludicrous’ while the trolls are just nodding seriously like ‘one hundred dicks is a pretty respectable number of dicks’

oh my god

IM CRYING AND I NEVER FUCKING DESERVED THIS FATE

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21 7 / 2014

lolblogposts:

he outmimed the mime 

lolblogposts:

he outmimed the mime 

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